Monday, January 9th, 2012 is 
Static Electricity Day
Just plug it in
TOPIC: Goals …
Posted: 1/9/2012, 5:32 p.m. EST
So mom says I need to set 2012 goals for myself. She said these are more than merely new year's resolutions. Rather they are a grand vision of things to accomplish for the better good. I say goals smoales. All that really matters when it comes down to it is the price of bacon.
TOPIC: NFL Playoffs …
Posted: 1/8/2012, 5:41 a.m. EST
So the good news is that the Lions made the playoffs. The bad news is they lost in the first round of the playoffs. Dad says we have to be cheerful and keep our heads up. He says we have to remember that they were 0-16 just three years ago, and this year they were 10-6. Of course this would be much more impressive if I weren’t a dawg. Us dawgs actually think more about bacon treats than football.
More Marketing Concepts ...
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry
me?" That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband! That's Demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife! That's competition eating into your market share.
... Thomas Edison ...
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
(soon to be banned in the U.S.A.)
Nina Dobrev
is 23 today
January 9, 1989
Bulgarian-Canadian Actress
"Mia Jones" in the Canadian teen drama television series:
"Degrassi: The Next Generation"
"Elena Gilbert" & "Katherine Pierce" in The CW television teen drama:
"The Vampire Diaries"
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