Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 is 
Backwards Day
Can we talk?
TOPIC: Business Venture …
Posted: 1/30/2012, 3:53 p.m. EST
I'm thinking of starting a Super Bowl business to cash in on all the hype this week. I'm thinking it should be something to do with the Giants and Patriots cheerleaders. Some say football without cheerleaders is like the Lions (who have no cheerleaders of course). The way I see it, the Lions could have made the Super Bowl this year if only they had cheerleaders. When will they ever learn?
TOPIC: Pro Bowl …
Posted: 1/29/2012, 7:18 p.m. EST
So the Pro Bowl is now played week before the Super Bowl. Dad says nobody usually watches the Pro Bowl because it's fairly pointless. Dad said to generate interest the NFL should offer to pay viewers $100 or more and provide beer and munchies. That way it would more resemble the atmosphere of the Super Bowl. All I can say is who knew the Super Bowl had atmosphere?
Strange Analogies ...
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,
as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E.coli and he was room-temperature beef.
Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.
Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
... Maps ...
The "you are here" arrow on maps is called an IDEO locator
Brandi Sherwood
is 41 today
January 13, 1971
American Model & Pageant Winner
Miss Teen USA 1989
Bob Barker's Beauty model on "The Price Is Right" (2002-2009)
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