Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012 is 
National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day
TOPIC: Snow …
Posted: 1/3/2012, 5:28 a.m. EST
So dad says we got 5 or 6 inches or so of snow yesterday. He wants me to grab a shovel and clean out the driveway. Either that or crank up the snow blower. The snow blower seems like the better choice, but us dawgs aren't all that good handling machinery. I think I'll offer to melt the snow with a hair dryer. Sometimes us dawgs have better ideas.
TOPIC: New Tricks …
Posted: 1/1/2012, 5:27 p.m. EST
As part of my 2012 self-improvement program I have decided to learn new tricks. This is not easy considering I am an older dawg. You've heard the old saying "you can't teach and old dawg new tricks"? Well, I'm thinking that's a bunch of hooey. For example, last year I learned how to shake hands, and it only took 4 SkippyTreats. Looking back now, I probably should have held out for more SkippyTreats. This year I have decided to learn a few magic tricks, like making a cat completely disappear.
Teacher ...
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing
presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave
her teacher a box. The teacher said, "I'll bet these are flowers!”
The girl replied, “How did you know? “Just a lucky guess,” she
said.
Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “Just a lucky guess.'”
Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, “No.” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, “It's a puppy!”
... The Sun ...
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
Danica McKellar
is 37 today
January 3, 1975
American Actress, Academic, & Education Advocate
"Winnie Cooper" in "The Wonder Years"
Author of the three The New York Times bestsellers,
"Math Doesn't Suck," "Kiss My Math," "Hot X: Algebra Exposed"
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"I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call"
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