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Curmudgeons Day
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TOPIC: Winter …
Posted: 1/28/2112, 3:54 p.m. EST
So winter continues. Dad said that during these melancholy times we can expect it to be cloudy, cold, and snowy, accompanied by sleet and wind. This kind of weather does not make your typical dawg want to go outside and play, so I've found myself thinking of ways to entertain myself. All I have come up with so far are things that involve a cat and high explosives.
TOPIC: Saturday … Posted: 1/28/2012, 5:39 a.m. EST
So here it is another Saturday. Mom says its best to decide before Saturday what you want to do on the weekend. She said doing so allows one to maximize how they spend their time before going back to work again two days later. Dad said he thinks about what job he's not going to do over the weekend. Apparently some humans have more ambition than others. Go figure.
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Meaningful Messages ...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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... Sugar ...
1 pound of lemons contain more sugar than 1 pound of strawberries who knew?
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Heather Graham |
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"I rant, therefore I am" |
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Friends of Dawg |
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