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Happy "MEW" Year for Cats Day
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TOPIC: New Tricks …
Posted: 1/1/2012, 5:27 p.m. EST
As part of my 2012 self-improvement program I have decided to learn new tricks. This is not easy considering I am an older dawg. You've heard the old saying "you can't teach and old dawg new tricks"? Well, I'm thinking that's a bunch of hooey. For example, last year I learned how to shake hands, and it only took 4 SkippyTreats. Looking back now, I probably should have held out for more SkippyTreats. This year I have decided to learn a few magic tricks, like making a cat completely disappear.
TOPIC: Happy New Year … Posted: 1/1/2012, 12:03 a.m. EST
So I stayed up until midnight for the ball to drop. Us dawgs love chasing balls, so I had this idea it was going to be a lot of fun. Come to find out the ball was much larger than my favorite tennis ball, so I couldn't bite it or anything. It gave me an idea though; I think I'll put twinkly lights on my tennis ball so I can play ball in the dark.
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Marketing Concepts ...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.
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... Ragweed ...
One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!
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"I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste" |
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