Thursday, February 9th, 2012 is 
Read In The Bathtub Day
TOPIC: Bathtub reading …
Posted: 2/9/2012, 5:32 p.m. EST
I used to read in the bathtub but I found it was difficult to lather, rinse, read, turn pages, and hold my beer all at the same time. I mean I can multi-task, but I only have four paws. I need a butler.
TOPIC: Spring …
Posted: 2/7/2012, 9:22 p.m. EST
Dad says this time of year people are daydreaming about springtime. According to my Scooby Doo calendar it occurs on March 20th, only 42 days away. In celebration of this grand event I excavated a garden spot in the backyard so dad can plant tomatoes and green peppers. While in the process I discovered two formerly lost yummy bones. I also ran into a cable. I thought it was a root at first, so I gnawed through it. When it was all over I found out my allowance will be docked $20/week for the next 6 weeks! Doggonit! I hate it when that happens!
Hillbilly Etiquette Tips ...
PERSONAL HYGIENE
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
DINING OUT
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.
... Marriage ...
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman
if they had it to do all over again: 80
Shakira
(Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll)
is 35 today
February 2, 1977
Colombian singer-songwriter
Two Grammy Awards
2001: Best Latin Pop Album
2006: Best Latin Rock/Alternative Album
Skippy Says
"Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time"
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