Saturday, February 11th, 2012 is 
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
TOPIC: Valentine's …
Posted: 2/11/2012, 5:55 a.m. EST
So it's crunch time. Time to get mom a Valentines gift. I gave her a SkippyTreat last year and one of my tennis balls but she did not seem to appreciate it much. Dad says you have to get women chocolate, and lots of it. Apparently the prices for chocolate are all over the board, ranging from penny candy to a week's pay. Can you say Hershey's?
TOPIC: Umbrella …
Posted: 2/9/2012, 7:34 p.m. EST
I got an umbrella for Christmas, so I'm all set for Umbrella Day. It has a handy strap on the handle so I can hold it properly (it's a no thumbs thing). I was going to get the cat an umbrella for its birthday, but decided against it. There aren't too many things more funny than seeing the cat get wet. Sometimes life is simple.
More Hillbilly Etiquette Tips ...
DATING (Outside the Family):
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested "I've been wanting to go out with you since........
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 p.m.. Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATER ETIQUETTE:
Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
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