Wednesday, February 1st, 2012 starts 
Pull Your Sofa Off of the Wall Month
TOPIC: Finally …
Posted: 2/1/2012, 5:32 a.m. EST
Finally January has come to an end. It always seems like the longest month of the year, and although it is technically one of the longest months, it is not THE longest month. After all there are seven months with 31 days. Mom says it's really strange that a dawg would get so riled up about long months in winter. I told her that she should go outside and try digging up a bone when the ground is frozen. And all she did was look at me like I was stupid. Sometimes us dawgs get no respect.
TOPIC: Business Venture …
Posted: 1/30/2012, 3:53 p.m. EST
I'm thinking of starting a Super Bowl business to cash in on all the hype this week. I'm thinking it should be something to do with the Giants and Patriots cheerleaders. Some say football without cheerleaders is like the Lions (who have no cheerleaders of course). The way I see it, the Lions could have made the Super Bowl this year if only they had cheerleaders. When will they ever learn?
How To Look Busy At Work ...
Appearance: You are furiously taking notes while
conducting an important telephone marketing survey.
Reality: You are pretending to take notes while talking to your friend who has called collect from Bulgaria.
Appearance: You are on the phone with a client in New York and you have said, "Yes sirree! That stock is about to shoot through the roof, now's a great time to buy, I tell ya!"
Reality: You are on the phone with a friend in Guam and you have said, "Yeah, this job is terrible, and my boss is such a pushy whining... Yes sirree! That stock is about to shoot through the roof, now's a great time to buy, I tell ya!"
Appearance: You are at your computer writing a serious business memorandum to your department supervisor.
Reality: You are at your computer telling
dead-baby jokes to your e-mail correspondent in Namibia.
Appearance: You are urgently plugging numbers into a complicated spreadsheet.
Reality: You are playing Tetris.
... Baseball ...
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run."
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon,
Gaylord Perry hit his first (and only) home run.
Lauren Conrad
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