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*The Skipster*		TOPIC: Mothers Day... Posted: 5/8/2010, 11:22 p.m. EDT So I have to get Dad to take me to the store and get mom a Mom's Day present. I'm thinking she might like some nice flowers even though they make me sneeze. I know, I'll get her a nice steak. She always like to share! TOPIC: The weekend... Posted: 5/7/2010, 10:37 a.m. EDT Yea, the weekend is here. I woke up this morning and barked endlessly until Dad let me out. I chased a couple of squirrels up the tree and then excavated a hole in the front yard. Then I growled at the cat next door for a while and then scratched at the door until mom let me back in. Time for a nap until lunch. Bark, bark.

Answers Given From 2nd Graders About Mothers... How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom? 1. We're related 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Mother's Vocabulary... Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order dessert. Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into. Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours. Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house. Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am

	Rosario Dawson is 31 today May 9, 1979 American actress, singer, and writer Men in Black II, Sin City, Clerks II, Rent Death Proof, The Rundown, Eagle Eye, Seven Pounds

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