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TOPIC: Stick Posted: 5/2/2010, 5:27 p.m. EDT
I found a really good stick today. It was hiding under the tree in the back yard and it tried to jump out and scare me, but I got it first and shook it and I think I killed it. I took it to dad so he could throw it away, but I keep bringing it back to him. He seems to like that. TOPIC: Dog Food… Posted: 5/1/2010, 7:32 p.m. EDT
I got the canned stuff today. Oh my God! What an insult to my intelligence. Have you ever seen canned cranberry sauce after they take it out of the can and it keeps the can shape and you can even see the seams in the can still in the cranberries? Same thing with this dog "food." That's it, I'm looking for my own apartment.
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Buying Supplies...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."
After a while, the blonde returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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..Turtles...
Giant tortoises live between 150-200 years no wonder they are so slow!
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Christopher Cross is 59 today May 3, 1951
American singer-songwriter "Ride Like The Wind," "Sailing," "Arthur's Theme" |
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"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Monday, May 3rd is Good Posture Day 
