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TOPIC: Dog Food… Posted: 5/1/2010, 7:32 p.m. EDT
I got the canned stuff today. Oh my God! What an insult to my intelligence. Have you ever seen canned cranberry sauce after they take it out of the can and it keeps the can shape and you can even see the seams in the can still in the cranberries? Same thing with this dog "food." That's it, I'm looking for my own apartment. TOPIC: Tired… Posted: 4/30/2010, 9:22 p.m. EDT
So sleepy. Must sleep now…
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The Cat...
One day John was tired of his wife's cat clawing up the furniture so he told her he was going to get rid of the cat in the morning. She said "whatever."
So in the morning he put the cat in the car and
went 50 miles north put the cat outside the car and took off. When
he got home the cat was in the driveway.
Upset he told his wife that the next morning he will be going for a ride again to get rid of the cat. So in the morning he takes the cat 100 miles north,puts the cat on the side, and leaves it there. Once again when John got home the cat was in the driveway.
The next day John takes the cat 250 miles away he goes north, south, east and west back tracks and goes in circles. Then he puts the cat on the side of the road. He sits in his car for an hour and then calls his wife and says "honey look outside and tell me if you see anything in the driveway?" She says "yes I see the cat."
John then says "Put the damn cat on the phone I'm lost!"
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...The Bible...
The bible is the world's most shoplifted book
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Sarah Hughes is 25 today May 2, 1985
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Friends of Dawg
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Sunday, May 2nd is World Laughter Day 
