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The Census Taker...
Five and half year-old Jenny answered the door when the census taker
came by.
She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home
because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little
girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Oh, Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks straight up. Of course,
that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!," she said
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