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Three Legged Chicken...
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken.
He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run.
So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse.
The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard and dozens of three legged chickens.
The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, can't catch 'em," said the farmer
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Little Known Chicken Facts...
The chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus-rex.
Chicken are pretty fast. The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour when it wants to.
The largest ever recorded chicken egg weighed nearly 12 ounces, and measured 12.25 inches around.
Chicken language has real meanings. The birds give different alarm calls depending on which type of predator is threatening them.
There are more chickens on Earth than there are humans.
The greatest number of yolks ever found in a single chicken egg was nine!
Chickens experience REM (rapid eye movement) sleep.
In Gainesville, Georgia, (the chicken capital of the world), a local ordinance makes it illegal to eat your chicken with a fork.
The longest recorded distance flown by any chicken was 301.5 feet.
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Bruce Willis is 55 today March 19, 1955
American actor and former Demi Moore boy toy Die Hard series, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense |
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"I love cats... They taste just like chicken" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Friday, March 19th, 2010 is Poultry Day 
