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Piggy Story...
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything
50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed
to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs
mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.
One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn
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Piggy Smarts...
Pigs are intelligent! Say what you what you will about pig noises and
eating habits, one thing is certain: pigs are smart. In fact,
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Roger Daltrey is 66 today March 1, 1944
English singer-songwriter and actor Founder and lead singer of the English rock band The Who |
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"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a fool about it." |
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Monday, March 1st is National Pig Day 
scientists
estimate that on average pigs have three times the intelligence of the
pit bull, and this is why the hog shed is often referred to as "Harvard
of the barnyard." Despite their undeniably superior mental powers,
pigs somehow still trail dogs in popularity, which can only be
attributed to America's pernicious anti-intellectualism.
