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Commemorating the day in 1938 that the super hero, AKA Clark Kent,

made his debut in the first issue of Action Comics


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TOPIC:  Back to work…

Posted: 5/31/2010, 9:22 p.m. EDT

 

Getting back to work after a long weekend can be a real chore.  You can't just jump right in chasing the cat or digging a hole, you have to work up to it.  I think I will start with a nice SkippyTreat and then take a nap on the couch.  Yawn.  Wake me when it's over.


TOPIC:  Memorial Day…

Posted: 5/30/2010, 7:11 a.m. EDT

 

I am putting a flag on the top of my dog house in honor of all those who have given their lives for our country.  Three barks for keeping America free!

 

Dawg Breath

Disorder in the Court...

 

Q.  Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

 

A.  No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

 

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Q.  What is your name?

 

A.  Ernestine McDowell.

 

Q.  And what is your marital status?

 

A.  Fair.

 

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Q.  Are you married? The Judge

 

A.  No, I'm divorced.

 

Q.  And what did your husband do before you divorced him?

 

A.  A lot of things I didn't know about.

 

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Q.  Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?

 

A.  Because he was argumentative and he couldn't pronounce his words.

 

Q.  What happened then?

 

A.  He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

 

Q.  Did he kill you?

 

A.  No.

 

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Q.  Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

 

A.  No. This is how I dress when I go to work.

 

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...Psychiatrists...

 

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than are men

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Teri Polo

is 41 today

June 1, 1969

 

American actress

Pamela Byrnes in Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers

"I'm With Her" 

Teri Polo
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