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Steaks at the Bar...
A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the
ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat
hanging from the ceiling?"
The barman replies, "It's a competition we run every night. If you
can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole
night."
"Great!" says the man, "but what if I can't reach them?" "Then you
have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers.
"Do you want to try?" "No, but thanks anyway" says the man."
"Why not?", asks the barman. "Because the steaks are too high"
said the man
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