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Cards Hallmark Didn't Print...
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
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You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers ...
and a box of Depends.
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Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
What the hell was I thinking?
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