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The Earth reaches its most distant point from the Sun for the year a point astronomers call "aphelion" - 94,528,559 miles - |
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TOPIC: Long weekend… Posted: 7/5/2010, 8:23 p.m. EDT
Burgers, fireworks, treats, cat chasing, must sleep now.
TOPIC: Summer haircut… Posted: 7/4/2010, 3:27 p.m. EDT
I got my summer haircut today. Mom took me to the place where they put a muzzle on your face, tie you to a post and come at you with electric scissors. Man, you bite one person and they treat you like you're a Dingo. All was not lost however. I got a Mohawk!
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Nursing Home Talk...
At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments:
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
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... Fashion Model ...
The average fashion model weighs 23 percent less than the average American woman
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George Bush is 64 today July 6, 1946
43rd President of the United States Governor of Texas SkippyDawg subscriber |
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"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster" |
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Tuesday, July 6th Aphelion Day 
