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The Skipster
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TOPIC: Fan
Posted: 7/2/2010, 6:17 p.m. EDT
Dad bought me a fan to stay cool. I found out that if you put your face
right in front of it and bark, it sounds funny and distorted.
Sometimes simple stuff rocks.
TOPIC: Ham bone
Posted: 7/1/2010, 3:35 a.m. EDT
I got a ham bone for lunch. It kept me good and busy for an hour.
Afterwards I buried it in the backyard, but now I can't remember where.
I've been digging around for a couple hours now and still haven't found
it. I'm sure dad will appreciate me aerating his lawn, but this is
ridiculous. I guess part of getting old means you can't remember
where you buried your bones.
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The Holiday Weekend...
The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery
school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.
"We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we
should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."
Quincy, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from
the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said
loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
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