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TOPIC: Flea…
Posted: 7/23/2010, 2:17 p.m. EDT
Okay, so the cat wandered back and just after that I found a flea. I think I got it from the cat. God only knows where the cat has been. All I know is first it's gone, then it's back, and now I have a flea taking up residence in my fur. I suppose this means a new flea collar, flea bath, and brushing. I like the brushing part. This cat has got to go. TOPIC: Missing cat... Posted: 7/22/2010, 6:21 p.m. EDT
The cat is missing and I'm under suspicion. I get these looks from mom and dad like "okay what did you do with the cat?" but I'm innocent I tell you. Not that I haven't thought about getting rid of the cat. Somehow life seems more peaceful without the cat. Our cat is so stupid it probably ran away and got lost.
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I'll Have a 15...
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde go into a bar. The brunette says to the barkeep, "Id like a BL." The bartender replies, "What's a BL?" The brunette answers in a snotty voice, "A Bud Light. DUH!" So, the bartender dutifully serves up a Bud Light.
Then, the redhead says, "Id like an ML." The bartender asks, "What's an ML?" The redhead answers, as if to a slow child, "Miller Lite. DUH!"
After serving the redhead, the bartender, now wary and on alert, turns to the blonde. She says, "Id like a fifteen, please." The bartender thinks and then says, "Okay, I understand that a BL is a Bud Light and an ML is a Miller Lite. But, I cant figure out what a fifteen is."
The blonde rolls her eyes, tosses her hair and answers, "A Seven and Seven. DUH!"
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... Neil Armstrong ...
Astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first
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Jennifer Lopez is 41 today July 24, 1969
American actress and singer Dancer on "In Living Color" Movies: Selena, Anaconda, The Wedding Planner, Angel Eyes, Maid in Manhattan, Gigli, Shall We Dance, Monster-in-Law,The Back-up Plan Albums: On the Six, J.Lo, Brave, Como Ama una Mujer An official SkippyBabe |
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Friends of Dawg
Ksue's Korner Store
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Saturday, July 24th is Tell an Old Joke Day 
