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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you ... I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell till I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...would you like
to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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