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TOPIC: Ham bone
Posted: 7/1/2010, 3:35 a.m. EDT
I got a ham bone for lunch. It kept me good and busy for an hour. Afterwards I buried it in the backyard, but now I can't remember where. I've been digging around for a couple hours now and still haven't found it. I'm sure dad will appreciate me aerating his lawn, but this is ridiculous. I guess part of getting old means you can't remember where you buried your bones. TOPIC: Burying the cat… Posted: 6/30/2010, 10:21 a.m. EDT
I buried the cat this morning. I heard it meowing all night and finally I just snapped and took action. I dug a hole in the back yard and dropped it in. I filled the dirt back in over it and sat down for a spell, but the stupid cat still managed to get out. It was funny later though when mom yelled at it for being full of dirt. Hey, it breaks up the day.
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New Words...
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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... "The whole 9 yards" ...
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
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Ashley Tisdale is 25 today July 2, 1985
American actress, singer, television producer and SkippyBabe |
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"The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Friday, July 2nd is I Forgot Day 
