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Signs you might be a redneck...
Your wife/sister complains about that framed portrait of Hulk Hogan over
the fireplace.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War
general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
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