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TOPIC: Dog days of summer…
Posted: 7/14/2010, 4:25 p.m. EDT
It's pretty hot. My favorite squeaky toy melted earlier today. I'm thinking I may have to get a short haircut to keep my cool. Dogs can't sweat you know. We have to hang out the tongue and pant. You do too much of that and humans start thinking you're ill and talk about wanting to take you to the vet. I don't think the vet can cure hot. Some humans are so stupid. TOPIC: Park… Posted: 7/13/2010, 6:45 a.m. EDT
I'm going to the park today to play Frisbee. Some dogs ask me how I do it, and I tell them it is all about eye-mouth coordination. One must also have good running skills. Dad was going to wait until I was older to learn Frisbee catching, but like they say 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks.'
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Signs of Menopause
You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.
You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." And your reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f---ing Nelson."
The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales.
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... HappyMeals ...
McDonald's makes 40 percent of its profits from Happy Meals
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Kim Alexis is 50 today July 15, 1960 American model and actress SkippyDawg fan |
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Friends of Dawg
Ksue's Korner Store
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Thursday, July 15th is Free Hot Dog Night 
