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TOPIC: Burying the cat…
Posted: 6/30/2010, 10:21 a.m. EDT
I buried the cat this morning. I heard it meowing all night and finally I just snapped and took action. I dug a hole in the back yard and dropped it in. I filled the dirt back in over it and sat down for a spell, but the stupid cat still managed to get out. It was funny later though when mom yelled at it for being full of dirt. Hey, it breaks up the day. TOPIC: Tire Watering… Posted: 6/29/2010, 6:22 p.m. EDT
Somebody came over to our house today and parked in the driveway. I don't know what it is, but every time it happens I have this uncontrollable urge to go pee on the tires. I know it sounds weird, but I've seen other dogs do it too. I guess I should discuss this with my doggie shrink. Like he always tells me, 'the first step is admitting you have a problem.'
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Cat Theory...
When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into eternity.
Advancing the theory further...A "buttered-cat array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks.
Similarly, "giant buttered-cat arrays" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York and Chicago, or even Nunica and Ferrysburg, MI.
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... Did You Know …
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog
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Liv Tyler is 33 today July 1, 1977
American actress and model Elf maiden Arwen Undómiel in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy |
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Friends of Dawg
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Thursday, July 1st is International Joke Day 
