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Michigan by Jeff Foxworthy (thanks Q dawg's dad)...
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, you might live in Michigan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Michigan.
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you might live in Michigan.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
Forehead, you Might live in Michigan.
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in
Michigan.
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