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DOGGIE DICTIONARY...
LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command
"SIT!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out.
Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
LEASH: A strap that attaches to your collar,
enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is
coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during
thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by
trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and
following at their heels.
WASTEBASKET: This is the dog toy filled with
paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn
over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your
person comes home
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