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Hard of Hearing…
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it ?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday !"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." |
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INVENTION: Lavakan
USE: It's a washing machine for cats and dogs. This industrial strength machine soaps, rinses, and dries your pet in less than 30 minutes. One of the inventors claims that the $20,000 machines actually reduce pet stress. "One of the dogs actually fell asleep during the wash," claimed the inventor. "Cat's weren't quite as happy about being Lavakanned. I suppose it's better than having a cat attach itself to your face, which is what can happen when you try to wash one by hand."
It has a series of conical nozzles that wash and massage beasts from every direction, while dirty and soapy waste is filtered through a hose at the bottom.
Groomers and anxious owners can look through a large glass door as their pets get squirted by sudsy water in the machine's metallic, lighted chamber. |
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Dave Bob Vilepickle is 23 today February 20, 1987
American computer systems icon Adult beverage consumer advocate Charter member of the North American branch of the Sleep Until Noon Society
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"One night a jet flew a little too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen and the stewardess told me to sit down." |
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Friends of Dawg
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Saturday, February 20th is Love Your Pet Day 
