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Thursday, February 18th, 2010 is First Cow To Fly Day 

Feb 18, 1930 - Elm Farm Ollie became the first cow to fly in an airplane
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At The Restaurant…
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He
said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to
appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out
there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts
store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair
of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
of crisp bacon." " Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it
for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie? She replied,
"I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
running boards, you might as well gas up!
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