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One-Liners From In The classroom...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. |
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...Electrical Fun...
An adult electric eel generates enough electricity to power a medium-size house.
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John McEnroe is 51 today February 16, 1959
American tennis player, sportscaster Won 7 Grand Slam singles championships (1979-84) |
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"I like to leave messages before the beep." |
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Friends of Dawg
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Tuesday, February 16th is Do a Grouch a Favor Day 
