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Survivor, Texas Style…
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do
one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all
start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to
Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to
Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally, back
to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm
Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012," and "I'm here to confiscate
your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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...Umbrella...
The umbrella is also sometimes called a parasol, brolly, rainshade,
sunshade, gamp or bumbershoot.
It is a canopy designed to protect against rain or sunlight.
The term parasol usually refers to an item designed to protect from the
sun, and umbrella refers to a device more suited to protect from rain.

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Glenn Beck
is 46 today
February 10, 1964
American radio and television host, author,
conservative political commentator, and
entrepreneur
Host of The Glenn Beck Program talk-radio show
Glenn Beck on the Fox News Channel
Five #1 New York Times-bestselling books
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