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TOPIC: Tricks… Posted: 4/29/2010, 7:22 p.m. EDT
Dad's been trying to teach me this new trick where I sit at his computer pretending to blog. What a dufus. He really thinks that dogs know how to spell ! TOPIC: Micro chipping… Posted: 4/28/2010, 11:45 p.m. EDT
I was watching the late news on FOX tonight and this announcer gal starts yapping about putting computer chips IN pets, especially dogs. You have to be kidding me! The next thing you know they'll be micro-chipping kids. I'm going to have to run for political office to put a stop to this insanity.
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How to Know Whether or Not You Are Ready to Have Kids...
INGENUITY TEST Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil.
Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa
Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
AUTOMOBILE TEST Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There, perfect.
PHYSICAL TEST (Women) Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won't be wearing them for a while.
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...Nukes...
The Chico, CA city council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone who detonates one in city limits.
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Kirsten Dunst is 28 today April 30, 1982
American actress, model, and singer Spider-Man films, Marie Antoinette, The Cat’s Meow |
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Friday, April 30th is Hairstylists Appreciation Day 
