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TOPIC: Micro chipping… Posted: 4/28/2010, 11:45 p.m. EDT
I was watching the late news on FOX tonight and this announcer gal starts yapping about putting computer chips IN pets, especially dogs. You have to be kidding me! The next thing you know they'll be micro-chipping kids. I'm going to have to run for political office to put a stop to this insanity. TOPIC: Vaccination… Posted: 4/27/2010, 11:07 a.m. EDT
I think this lady at the vets office has got it in for me. Every stinking time I go to this office for some medical condition she hauls out this needle thing and pokes me in the ass with it! I've had it. I am never again going to the vets. Those people are demented!
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Ice Fishing...
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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An ant will always fall on its right side when intoxicated
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Michelle Pfeiffer is 52 today April 29, 1958
American actress Scarface, The Witches of Eastwick, Batman Returns |
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"If you ain't makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough!" |
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Thursday, April 29th is Zipper Day 
