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TOPIC: Cats… Posted: 4/1/2010, 11:32 p.m. EDT
I sought out and did do great bodily harm to the neighbor's cat this evening. (Just kidding - April Fools). I just scared the hell out of him. TOPIC: Locked Out… Posted: 3/31/2010, 8:03 a.m. EDT
I was out chasing this cat and got disoriented. The next thing I know I'm lost and wandering around aimlessly. After about three hours I finally smelled the vapors that our stupid cat gives off and made it back home, only to find out that the doggie door was blocked by, guess who?, the cat! I ended up having to sleep in the hammock outside all night until my human came to the door in the morning calling for me.
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Shoes...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.
The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old.
They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.
"Not very likely," his wife said.
"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket.
He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.
Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"
"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.
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...Personal Ads...
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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Dana Carvey is 55 today June 2, 1955
American actor and comedian Saturday Night Live, Garth in Wayne's World |
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Friends of Dawg
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Friday, April 2nd is National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day 
