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TOPIC: Locked Out… Posted: 3/31/2010, 8:03 a.m. EDT
I was out chasing this cat and got disoriented. The next thing I know I'm lost and wandering around aimlessly. After about three hours I finally smelled the vapors that our stupid cat gives off and made it back home, only to find out that the doggie door was blocked by, guess who?, the cat! I ended up having to sleep in the hammock outside all night until my human came to the door in the morning calling for me. TOPIC: Car Wheels… Posted: 3/30/2010, 1:15 p.m. EDT
Someone came over today to visit mom, and dared to park in my favorite warm spot in the driveway. I showed my disgust and peed on both their front wheels. I would have done the back too, but a dog can only spread it around so much you know.
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The Suit Sale...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand
was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had
some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked. "That's the one!" the clerk said.
That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."
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...The Lone Ranger...
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo
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Bijou Phillips is 30 today April 1, 1980
American actress, fashion model, singer Bully, Havoc, Hostel: Part II, Tart Youngest daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas & the Papas |
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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species" |
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Thursday, April 1st is April Fools Day 
