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Pesky Dracula...
Two nuns are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield!
"Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun "What shall I do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination." shouts the second. The first nun switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly!
"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican!" says the second. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns.
"Now what?" screams the first nun. "Show him your cross!" says the second. So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY DARN HOOD, YOU LITTLE CREEP!! |
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Halloween Candy...
About 15 percent of U.S. kids say they keep their Halloween candy for at least a year. |
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Henry Winkler is 64 today October 30, 1945
American actor "Happy Days" (Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, 1974-84), The Waterboy (1998). |
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"It's been lovely but I have to scream now" |
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Friends of Dawg
Ksue's Korner Store |
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Friday, October 30th, 2009 is Frankenstein Friday 
