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Are You Ready to Have Kids?...
Physical Test (Women): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans.
Physical Test (Men): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
Final Assignment: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
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Doggie Demise...
The English Romantic poet Lord Byron was so devastated upon the death of his beloved Newfoundland, whose name was Boatswain, that he had inscribed upon the dog's gravestone the following:
"Beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, and all the virtues of man without his vices."
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Stefanie Powers is 67 today November 2, 1942
American actress Jennifer Hart in the 1980s television series Hart to Hart along with Robert Wagner |
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"To write with a broken pencil is pointless" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Monday, November 2nd, 2009 is Plan You Epitaph Day 
