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Mouse Jokes...
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A
mouse organ!
Who
has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!
Why
do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice !
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