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Hand Dryer Appreciation Day
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Singing Fish...
Johnny: "Hey, Jenny! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special."
Jenny: "To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird."
Johnny: "What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?"
Jenny: "Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish."
Johnny: "Now listen, Jenny, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish."
Jenny: "That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?" |
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Hand Washing Guide...
1. Wet your hands with running water as hot as you can comfortably stand (at least 100ºF)
2. Apply Soap
3. Vigorously scrub hands and arms for twenty seconds. Try singing "Happy Birthday" to yourself twice. Or, repeat "SkippyDawg.com" with your eyes closed (not while driving please) six times in rapid succession.
4. Rinse thoroughly under running water
5. Dry hands and arms with single-use paper towels or warm-air hand dryer (please see above).
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Daisy Fuentes |
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"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 is National Public Restroom 
