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Singing Telegram...
It was the morning of Ralph's birthday and there
was a knock on the door.
"Telegram!"
Filled with excitement, Ralph opened the door and
asked the messenger boy standing before him, "Is it a singing telegram?"
"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams
anymore," the messenger replied.
"Oh, but I've always wanted to receive a singing
telegram," a disappointed Ralph moaned. "Couldn't you just bend
the rules a little and make an old man happy?"
"I'm sorry, sir," replied the messenger.
"Please," Ralph pleaded, "after all, today is my
birthday."
"Alright, sir, if you insist," the messenger said.
"Dah-dah dah...dah-dah-dah, your sister Rose is dead!"
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