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FRIDAY THE 13TH !!
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Driving on the 13th...
A man bought a new Corvette to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Friday The 13th...
The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. If you are superstitious about it, here are some things that you can do to help you survive.
1. Gather all the lucky charms that you have and put them in your pocket or purse. Collect lucky coins, 4-leaf clovers, horseshoes, rabbit foots and anything else that makes you feel lucky.
2. Stay away and avoid, ladders, black cats, umbrellas, mirrors, cracks on the sidewalks, and toads.
3. To add to your good fortune throughout the day, pick up a pencil, pin, coal or penny in the street.
4. Wear your birthstone, knock on wood, and cross your fingers for extra protection. You can also wear your clothes inside out although people may ask questions.
5. If you run into bad luck, stop it by turning seven times in a clockwise circle.
6. If you are really worried, then stay in bed till the next day, but make sure your head is facing South to improve your luck. |
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Tracy Scoggins is 56 today November 13, 1953
American actress Cat Grant in the tv series "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" Monica Colby in "Dynasty", and spin-off series "The Colbys" Captain Elizabeth Lochley in "Babylon 5" |
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"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station." |
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Friends of Dawg
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