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Lazy Philosophy...
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.).
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs ... because I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't put things away because ... My wife will never be able to find them again.
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' man.
AND REMEMBER . . . .
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
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Are You Ready To Have Kids (continued)?...
Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
Night Test: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 - 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful. |
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Jenny McCarthy is 37 today November 1, 1972
American model, comedian, actress, author, and autism activist |
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"Is it time for your medication or mine?" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Sunday, November 1st, 2009 is Zero Tasking Day 
