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Buying Christmas Gifts for Men:

 

Rule #1:

When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one.  As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills.  No one knows why.

 

Rule #2:

If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it.  Men love saying those two words.  "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK.  By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inchPresent socket yet?"  Again, no one knows why.

 

Rule #3:

You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out.  If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner.  Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.

 

Rule #4:

Buy men label makers.  Almost as good as cordless drills.  Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere.  "Socks.  Shorts.  Cups.  Saucers.  Door.  Lock.  Sink."  You get the idea.  No one knows why.

 

Rule #5:

Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over.  No one knows why.

 

Rule #6:

Men enjoy danger.  That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue. (No one knows why).  PresentGet him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.  Tell him the gas line leaks.  "Oh the thrill!  The challenge!  Who wants a hamburger?"

 

Rule #7:

Men love chain saws.  Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw.  If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #4 and what happens when he gets a label maker.

 

Rule #8:

It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder.  Never buy a real man a stepladder.  It must be an extension ladder.  No one knows why.

 

Rule #9:

Rope.  Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts.  Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manila rope.  No one knows why.

Fun Facts To Know And Yell

    It's Merry Christmas    

 

Reindeer Trivia

 

There are about five million reindeer in the world.

 

Santa’s ninth reindeer was originally named Rollo — and then Reginald

before Robert L. May decided on Rudolph in his 1939 song.

 

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is the second best selling carol After “White Christmas"

Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer

Birthdays

Jesus Fish

Jesus Christ

is about 2005 today (in earth years)

He was probably born about 4 B.C.

 

- Just in case we forget what Christmas is all about -

 

Here's a Fun Fact...The "B.C." and "A.D." system

was not created until many centuries after the birth of Christ

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