Tis The Season...
Christmas Church Service:
A preacher was telling his Christmas congregation anything they could
think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and the
entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I
don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
"The preacher replied that he was sure it must be in there somewhere and
that he would look for it.
The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside
and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the
way to Bethlehem."