Tis The Season...
What did the salt say to the pepper?
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Cause it Soots him!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A man goes to the Psychiatrist and says "What's wrong with me, I'm
afraid of Santa"
and the psychiatrist says "You must be Claus-trophobic".
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
If Santa Claus had a father, was there a Grandfather Clause?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbit ribbit"?