Tis The Season...
Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.
5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids (play a larger
version of their favorite game).
The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".
Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets (like low
flying aircraft). At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills,
and dig utility trenches.
The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.
Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.