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The Mind of Steven Wright...
"If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts."
"I went into a restaurant. The menu said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"I went to a store and the sign said, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. When I got there, there was a guy outside locking it up. I said, "What are you doing, the sign says, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS?" And he said, 'Not in a row.'"
When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child…eventually.
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Kids in the United States leave an estimated 812 million cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve
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Steven Wright is 54 today December 6, 1955
American comedian, actor and writer King of the deadpan one-liners |
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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure" |
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Friends of Dawg
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Sunday, December 6th, 2009 is St. Nicholas Day
19 Days Until
Merry Christmas
