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Tis The Season...
Buying Christmas Gifts for Men:
Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
Rule #2:
If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word
ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you
through with my 3/8-inch
Rule #3: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.
Rule #4: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea. No one knows why.
Rule #5: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.
Rule #6:
Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will
barbecue. (No one knows why).
Rule #7: Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #4 and what happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #8: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #9: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manila rope. No one knows why. |
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Reindeer Trivia
There are about five million reindeer in the world.
Santa’s ninth reindeer was originally named Rollo — and then Reginald before Robert L. May decided on Rudolph in his 1939 song.
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is the second best selling carol After “White Christmas"
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Jesus Christ is about 2005 today (in earth years) He was probably born about 4 B.C.
- Just in case we forget what Christmas is all about -
Here's a Fun Fact...The "B.C." and "A.D." system was not created until many centuries after the birth of Christ |
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"Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!" |
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Friday, December 25th, 2009 is Christmas 
socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
Get
him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the
gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who
wants a hamburger?"
It's Merry Christmas
