Saturday, May 26th, 2012 is 
Go Barefoot Around the House Day
TOPIC: So It Begins …
Posted: 5/26/2012, 5:34 a.m. EDT
So here starts the long holiday weekend. Actually it involves quite a bit of work if you ask dad. He said something about sprinklers, lawn care, grilling, pool duties, drywall, and something called "general mayhem." Us dawgs tend to reap the benefits of human holidays in the form of grilled meat products (burgers, dogs, brats, etc.). Of course there is always the danger of one of the humans over-extending themselves and spending part of the weekend in the local emergency room. Ok dudes and duette's, let's have at it.
TOPIC: Sneaky Cat …
Posted: 5/24/2012, 3:46 p.m. EDT
So I caught the cat stealing one of my SkippyTreat's this afternoon. I caught it red-handed, and yet the cat denies it has its paw inside the bag. I am now in deliberation about what penalties will be levied on said cat. Among the punishments being considered are: exportation to a planet of its choice, enrollment in a 10-week long class at the community college called "Dawg's - Why They're Man's Best Friend," or perhaps water-boarding.
Dog Letters To God ...
Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the Cougar, the Mustang, the Colt, the Stingray and the Rabbit, but not ONE of them is named for a dog? How often do you see a Cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God,
When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
... The Brain ...
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
Who Knew?
Elisabeth Harnois
is 33 today
May 26, 1979
American Actress
"Emily" in "Timeless Tales from Hallmark"
"Alice" in the Disney Channel series "Adventures in Wonderland"
"Point Pleasant," "Pretty Persuasion"
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
Skippy Says
"My plot to take over the world is thickening"
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