Friday, January 27th, 2012 is 
Fun at Work Day
TOPIC: Pet-A-Cure …
Posted: 1/26/2012, 9:22 p.m. EST
So I got my nails cut today. I'd do it myself, but with no thumbs you really need to hire out. Mom usually takes me to a place down the road. It's pretty much a fun day because they have SkippyTreats for visiting dawggies. Mom kind of hinted that I should help pay for the appointment, but she ended up coughing up the cash when push came to shove. I did have to explain how I had forked over the co-pay last time.
TOPIC: 2 day work week …
Posted: 1/25/2012, 8:27 a.m. EST
I've been devising a plan how a two-day work week can work for America. With all the unemployment and under-employment these days it would fit right in. The way I see it people with 5-day a week jobs could give up three days and give them to the people needing jobs. It's kind of a "Spread-The-Jobs" plan. This will put more people to work, while at the same time giving more free time to the folks slaving away 5 days a week. I'm just worried that our lazy do-nothing cat will not want to participate.
Performance Evaluation Translations ...
Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.
Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.
Displays excellent intuitive judgment: Knows when to disappear.
Displays great dexterity and agility: Dodges and evades superiors well.
Enjoys job: Needs more to do.
Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations: Ignores everyone.
Excels in the effective application of skills: Makes a good cup of coffee.
Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date.
Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together.
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.
Happy: Paid too much.
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